Tinyman's campaign speech went differently than his campaign advisors had planned. He had been warned that the audience might well be infiltrated with protestors from an anarcho-syndicalist group called "The Green Hand."

The Green Hand were there. But they were supporters, not protestors.

Nevertheless, his teleprompter sputtered, and Tinyman raised his tiny fist and shook it, unintimidatingly, at the crowd.

They cheered. And they flung the carcasses of flayed animals onstage, to show that they were supportive of Tinyman's environmental policies.

Somehow, despite the magical feeling, a riot broke out.