And the race was on. To court the gun lobby, Tinyman would advocate guns. To win the minority vote, Tinyman would coin a newer, vaguer euphemism for Affirmative Action, but with more alliteration: Cutting Communities Checks. To win the votes of the rich, and therefore a gigantic campaign apparatus, he would cut taxes. To win the kids, he would be photographed wearing jeans and a tshirt. To win the senior vote, he would appear onstage on television singing "Getting Sentimental Over You" in a duet with Barbara Shoepolish. To win the election, his handlers would rig the entire thing. |
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