"You should be running for president of the galaxy, Tinyman" the interviewer gushed. Tinyman blushed.

"You are without a doubt" the interviewer continued "the most sincere and humble to the point of self-deprecation presidential candidate to have made a bid in the 21st century."

Tinyman tried to enunciate a reply but was overcome by laryngitis. He bit into a lemon, and coughed horribly.

"No matter what your policies turn out to be, Tinyman, and believe me when I say that your public can sympathize with your reluctance to sort this whole politics business out, we, or, I should say, a lot of people out there, support you."