ot that we have never had jobs. Take William, for instance. He has worked in: Advertising Plumbing—okay, not plumbing Generous grant recipient Tenure-track faculty Delivering telephone books Attorney General Funny how things work out. WIlliam spent some time in the summer of 1998 writing speeches for football coaches. Frank spent some time recruiting for Procter and Gamble. Immediately after his arrival in Chicago in July-August of 1998, Scott spent some time temping at Amoco, just as it was bought out by British Petroleum. And there were long years spent by all three Unknown, and Frank too, in the food and beverage service industry. In short, we have all waited tables. So now that we’re celebrities, you can expect a decent tip.

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