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28 January 2016 Palin, Falwall, Terrifying Nutjobs Endorse Trump
31 December 2015 Obituary
20 September 2015 Kakistocracy of Thought
25 April 2015 Endless War, of Course
21 March 2015 The Warm War
24 November 2014 The Iliad
22 April 2014 Big Bang Theory Doubts Most Americans (Lescurean Permutations—Roussellian)
9 April 2014 Exercises in Denial
18 July 2013 Heather's Summer Reading
1 June 2013 Millennium in Review
4 April 2014 Why I am, I think, grieving Roger Ebert with unexpected sorrow
1 April 2013 Albatross
25 March 2013 Snow Day With Baby
7 January 2013 24:hrs
28 November 2012 Birth Announcement
28 October 2012 dream
9 August 2011 Riot
25 February 2011 SENTENCE (Bush actually cancels vacation)
1 June 2010 For Accounts Owed
6 April 2010 Dance Concert Review: Three Theories (Choreographer: Karole Armitage)
1 December 2009 A Midwestern Parataxis
25 October 2009 Kiwane
9 October 2009 Obama Awarded Nobel Peace Prize, Republicans Poop Pants
10 July 2009 Alsip: history can neither be created nor destroyed
28 June 2009 Holiday in Honduras
9 March 2009 "We haven't had that spirit here since 1969"—Historic Lincoln Hotel (Jumer's Castle Lodge)
20 January 2009 Inauguration Day (20-Consonant)
4 November 2008 Election Day Photo Album 2008
30 October 2008 Obamnia
24 October 2008 Newspoetry Editorial: Honoring Chimesmaster Wood and the University of Illinois Altgeld Bell Tower
2 October 2008 Mister Florida and Miss Alaska
14 July 2008 Stagflation
7 July 2008 Piatt County at 4800 Feet: Soaring with the Illini Glider Club
1 July 2008 White House Moves to Repeal Clean Air
30 June 2008 Newspoetry Crop Report: Soybeans Grew This Month
23 June 2008 Steel Wheels, Green Fields: A Day on an Illinois Freight Train
25 April 2008 No Reason to Eat an Egg: Howard Lyman at the Holy Land Diner
25 March 2008 Torpor Stupor Opus
22 March 2008 End of the Tour
13 March 2008 Not White Comedy
13 March 2008 Five years
10 January 2008 [May] the best man.
31 October 2007 The Rise and Fallacies of the American Empire
28 October 2007 "Johnny Werd knew that when that rat fuck Silverman"
7 October 2007 nukespoem
22 September 2007 bush eventually reluctantly admits that israel bombed syria, psychologist says
13 September 2007 The Hypocritic Oath
5 September 2007 Commination
1 September 2007 Frag the Democrats
4 July 2007 The President's Colonoscopy
20 May 2007 Telempathy
5 May 2007 Doublecross (double acrostic)
4 April 2007 International Socialist Organization Marxism Lecture
2 April 2007 Democrats decisive as pressure grows legislative
31 March 2007 Damascus Nancy
19 March 2007 BUSHNCHENEY
10 February 2007 Obama Announces Candidacy
7 February 2007 U.S. Vs. Us
1 January 2007 The Crime but the Punishment a Violantion of International Human Rights Law (noosepoem)
25 December 2006 The Voluntary Mourner
11 June 2006 Splintered Hypocrisy
12 June 2006 in a paroxysm, violence attacks itself
October 2005 A Line A Day
28 September 2005 Scientists photograph giant squid (Twenty Consonant Poem)
14 May 2005 Offensive sent back to the United States, a randomly generated news story by Scott Rettberg & William Gillespie
10 May 2005 Later Than Night by Dirk Stratton Nick Montfort, William Gillespie
9 May 2005 Newspoetry on Eclectic Seizure! Listen to the archive: 128k MP3 | 32k MP3 | Real Audio.
1 April 2005 Dandelions for Creeley
12 February 2005 So criminal a police to police a criminal so (line palindrome)
19 January 2005 newspoem 19 january 2005
2 December 2004 Wind (java applet)
15 November 2004 Coda
Election Day: NewsPlay
3 November 2004 Newspoetry Reruns: 17 January 2001 Found Palindrome, 15 November 2000 for the next four more
15 October 2004 New Surgical Procedure
10 October 2004 Derrida Dead At 74
9 October 2004 Second Debate: Abstract
8 October 2004 -jum
7 October 2004 Swing States Pay The Price
5 October 2004 VP Debate: Poem
30 September 2004 First Debate: Index of First Lines
28 September 2004 President Clinton's Heart
25 September 2004 "In the Democratic radio address response"
24 September 2004 a false fact crumbles
24 September 2004 Philly Kerry Rally
11 September 2004 Double Negative Positive Standard
7 September 2004 Election Day Forecast
31 July 2004 Newsphoto
1 May 2004 Mayday SubEthaEditNewspoem by Nick Montfort and the Unknown (Spineless Mix)
8 April 2004 Surf Poem
4 April 2004 SubEthaEditNewsPoem by Rob Wittig and the Unknown
21 April 2004 10 Bush Postcards
12 March 2004 Exploding Trains
5 March 2004 The Metaphor War and the Literal War
2 March 2004 "why did she, to forget" / "Altogether semantic, the language of aspect" / "there" / "The Kalashnikov with every"
27 February 2004 Kaleri
6 February 2004 War Comes Under Attack
25 December 2003 Thanks
18 December 2003 "the scapegloat perjures the opposition"
17 December 2003 Opinion Polls Taken Before and After the Capture of the Evil Dictator Show
16 December 2003 In the Streets, a Shadow Lifts
15 November 2003 Rejected Newspoem (PDF)
14 November 2003 Headline Bagatelle (Flash)
4 October 2003 The Way the World Works (PDF)
29 September 2003 Those Who Know History Are Doomed (MP3)
14 September 2003 US kills 8 Iraqi Police in Mistake
13 September 2003 The Man in Black Dies at 71
20 August 2003 Bush Guts Pollution Controls on Energy Industry
12 August 2003 Newspoetry Book Review: Operation Mind Control
19 July 2003 Brown Anxiety Dream
28 June 2003 Haiku for Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
1 April 2003 Political Poetry Block
15 Feburary 2003 2 Million Protest the War Worldwide
5 February 2003 I am sitting in the waiting room
1 January 2003 Newsparty Lumbers on
1 January 2003 5:52:28pm Wed Dec 10 ?>grep Bush news (Sondheim)
6 January 2002 Newspoetry Movie Review: Platoon
12 January 2002 Saturn Night Live
19 January 2002 Educational Television Haiku
3 March 2002 Joe Futrelle Promises Not to Become Poet Laureate, but Won't Give Up Writing
4 March 2002 Cluster
11 March 2002 Poem for Urbana City Council Meeting
18 May 2002 blue news 2
31 May 2002 blue news 1
3 June 2002 Twenty Lines for Jim Simmerman
6 June 2002 My Dinner with Ari
9 June 2002 3 haiku for Robert S. Mueller III
13 June 2002 2 haiku for Robert S. Mueller III
23 June 2002 20 WRITERS COMPOSE HYPERTEXT NOVELLA IN 40 MINUTES
16 July 2002 New York Times Quote of the Day Today
23 July 2002 Newspoetry Personality Inventory
24 July 2002 0OI1lwtfhc2^uTst1nkE.Net
25 August 2002 Quecreek Photo Op
9 September 2002 Only Slow and Green
23 September 2002 antidisillusionment
22 October 2002 Newsflash1
22 October 2002 The President's Poetry
29 October 2002 2 Haiku for Andy Rooney
16 November 2002 Hewlett-Packard Spearheads Disabled Group
20 November 2002 I Blame Bush
4 December 2002 Newspoetry Movie Review: Bowling for Columbine
8 December 2002 Ten Years Later
13 December 2002 Jimmy Carter Dies at Guantanamo Bay
19 December 2002 Aftermath
22 December 2002 Louis all mad at the Yemenis
24 December 2002 Osama bin Laden sending encoded messages in Jonathan Franzen's The Corrections
30 December 2002 Out Like a Lion: Newspoetry's Last Stand
Newspoetry Conspiracy Theory Part II: Newspoetry 501(c)3
6 January 2001 Elegant (by Comparison)
9 January 2001 Fish Tale
10 January 2001 Newspoetry is...
11 January 2001 You Never Thanked the Poor
17 January 2001 Found Palindrome
18 January 2001 Czech TV
20 January 2001 51 Words for 20-01-2001
13 Febraury 2001 Newspoetry Movie Review: Traffic
21 February 2001 Dear Ford Motor Company
7 March 2001 Response to unsolicited email
14 April 2001 In Defense of Saturday Night Live
23 April 2001 Acrostic on Genetic Engineering and Espionage
24 May 2001 Haiku from Work
2 June 2001 c can cause cancer
5 June 2001 Copyright Infringement Acrostic Sonnet for McDonalds ®
17 June 2001 Definition of "News"
27 July 2001 Haiku for Mileva Maric
10 August 2001 Johnny Werd and the Revolution in Florida
20 August 2001 Onion Article Not Funny
6 September 2001 NA
10 November 2001 Economics 101
28 November 2001 I.T. Haiku
3 December 2001 Editorial
13 December 2001 c r o s s p o l l i n a t i o n
29 December 2000 Tora Bora, Afghanistan, Sept. 10, 2005
11 December 2000 Gore's Legal Team Interferes With Old Boy Process
12 January 2000 Jellyfish Power Failure
1 February 2000 William Gillespie Accused of Murder: Eggplant Involved
5 February 2000 Dear Amazon.com
10 February 2000 The Multiculturalist's Anachronism
20 February 2000 america i love thy odor
23 February 2000 Frosty the Poet
24 Feburary 2000 Line Breaks
29 February 2000 1999, Year of the Unknown
11 March 2000 Late to Work
16 March 2000 Heimlich on Political Action
18 March 2000 recipe (after Johnson)
24 March 2000 Well, I'm sitting here at the Holy Grail in Cincinatti with Scott Rettberg of the Unknown and Rob Wittig of tank20
26 March 2000 Existential Haiku
30 March 2000 Villaku
3 April 2000 Three Limericks from Cincinnati
4 April 2000 Spring is Coming
5 April 2000 Patrick Dorismond RIP, NYPD
8 April 2000 The Wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop
9 April 2000 Glut in Headline Market Takes Tropes to New Low
28 April 2000 What Causes AIDS in South Africa?
11 June 2000 Newspoetry Architecture Review: The New Jimi Hendrix Museum and Robot Zoo
22 June 2000 After the Scampi
6 July 2000 Newspoetry Cultural Review 1999-2000
9 July 2000 Picnic in Urbana
19 July 2000 Clinton Arrested in Fairville, Oklahoma
30 July 2000 Haiku (x 2)
2 August 2000 Newspoetry Conspiracy Theory
1 September 2000 Nader Chooses Bill's Hat as Running Mate: Popularity Surges
7 October 2000 Double Dubya Haiku
17 October 2000 DEATH
24 October 2000 The Year That Nader Ran
25 October 2000 Television Subject Other
30 October 2000 Fable
2 November 2000 Executive Dysfunction
15 November 2000 for the next four more
18 November 2000 Mightywords Stabs ELO ED in Back
25 November 2000 Clinton Does Vietnam
17 November 2000 Middle East Passive/Chicago Tribune Grammar/Conflict Spin Haiku
1 December 2000 Readymade
1 December 2000 The George Bush Center for Intelligence
7 December 2000 Excerpt from the Newspoetry Staff Handbook
20 December 2000 Foreign Policy Panel: Ease Cuba Embargo
26 December 2000 The Santa Clause
27 December 2000 Newspoetry Y2K Year in Review Quiz
2 January 1999 27 Bullets for Tyisha Shenee Miller
4 January 1999 Portrait of a Chicago Newspoet
7 January 1999 Newspoetry Manifesto
13 January 1999 Eight Alexandrines for Champaign Police Department
18 January 1999 Newspaper Anthem
19 January 1999 AT & T Cut 18,000 Jobs Last Month
20 January 1999 What has Iraq done?
21 January 1999 Newspoetry Y2K Preparedness
24 January 1999 "Break off the president's head"
27 January 1999 Bus Late
28 January 1999 Drunk Flower Thief Still Not Apprehended
30 January 1999 Councilman Stumbles Home
1 February 1999 Dear Alderperson,
2 February 1999 this week, a guy was changing a valve on top of a gas-tanker
11 February 1999 Clinton Attacked by Zombies
12 February 1999 Exiles
13 February 1999 "and now there is static"
14 February 1999 Experts predict:
16 February 1999 Scott don't write me no newspomes no more
20 February 1999 The Chicago Tribune and the Champaign Urbana News-Gazette had a conversation in the locker room.
22 February 1999 Review of the Kalichstein-Laredo-Robinson Trio
23 February 2002 News Good
24 February 1999 History of Clinton
25 February 1999 HAIKU STATISTICS
26 February 1999 Bumper Stickers Express Public Sentiment
27 February 1999 Peanuts in Iraq
28 February 1999 it starts here when a mountainside is reduced to slag and scorched vegetation
2 March 1999 here's ed with the <5letter news
3 March 1999 Today the entire social security fund is being taken in a fleet of armored trucks to Atlantic City
8 March 1999 PLEASE CONTACT YOUR FINANCIAL INSTITUTION
9 March 1999 EXCLUSIVE NEWSpoetry INTERVIEW WITH HARVARD LAW PROFESSOR
10 March 1999 And you arrive with your psychoses.
11 March 1999 Uncle Sam Apologizes
12 March 1999 What happens to marijuana seeds you flush down the toilet?
13 March 1999 SCOWLING AT A LINE
14 March 1999 "Dear Alderperson,"
15 March 1999 "February 8th the us military invaded Kingsville, Texas."
16 March 1999 from: katie
17 March 1999 Oh John! Don't go to Kosovo (univocalic)
18 March 1999 Items From Our Catalog
20 March 1999 The Mayor of the Moon is interested in Development
24 March 1999 Stockpile Stewardship
25 March 1999 Radio Free Kosovo
26 March 1999 Dear Representative Johnson
27 March 1999 (UNKNOWN)
28 March 1999 pariah
31 March 1999 Champaign lawyer John Hirschfeld volunteered to bomb Yugoslavia
1 April 1999 [memo to newspoets]
2 April 1999 Patch Happy
3 April 1999 "I keep having this dream where I wake up wanting to know about Kosovo."
4 April 1999 Serbs vow to retaliate
8 April 1999 Newspoets win international hypertext novel contest, go to Brown
10 April 1999 People still unaware end of world imminent
11 April 1999 i awaken in a mushroom of fog
12 April 1999 johnny werd was by now an adult
13 April 1999 Office 97
15 April 1999 EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE, FOLKS!
16 April 1999 You meant to buy the morning paper
18 April 1999 FREEDOM ISN'T FREE
21 April 1999 Something very bad
22 April 1999 He sits in the window and tells his mother every time he sees the planes.
4 May 1999 Variations on the New York Times
12 May 1999 Chicago Shoe Review
14 May 1999 Vermont Beer Tour
16 May 1999 enduring masterwork
26 May 1999 Accidents Happen (or) A Select History of Ethnic Cleansing
27 May 1999 Twenty Consonant Editorial
30 May 1999 To: All Drivers and Garage Personnel
31 May 1999 Memo to all Newspoets
7 June 1999 the war
8 June 1999 Variations on the New York Times
9 June 1999 bad news is good news
12 June 1999 haiku
17 June 1999 Newspoetry Movie Review: Star Wars
18 June 1999 Microsoft Announces New Unknown Operating System
19 June 1999 We have grown ever more sensitive (collaborative pantoum)
20 June 1999 Disappearing Cities (lipogram)
21 June 1999 NRA Used 'Every Weapon' To Kill Gun Bill-Clinton
25 June 1999 Pride Week now only Urbana
27 June 1999 Villatinaku (with Dirk Stratton)
28 June 1999 Letter to Clinton
2 July 1999 11,112,006,825,558,016 Sonnets
4 July 1999 Poetry and Politics Don't Mix
5 July 1999 What do you mean aid? We bombed you, isn't that expensive enough?
7 July 1999 Police say they fired no shots in struggle in van
10 July 1999 Aviano Air Force Base (Ottava Rima)
13 July 1999 Omnifesto
15 July 1999 Khazakh Launch Ban Threatens Mir
18 July 1999 YOUR COUNTY Captures Newspoetry Guerilla Leader YOUR NAME
19 July 1999 GOODBYE SUPERVALU
20 July 1999 Newspoetry Horoscopes
21 July 1999 Limerick
22 July 1999 Newspoetry Powerpoint Presentation PPT / HTML
24 July 1999 Sequence
27 July 1999 Woodstock Festival
28 July 1999 A Day on the CTA I
29 July 1999 A Day on the CTA II
31 July 1999 A Day on the CTA III
1 August 1999 Ideas for Newspoetry
3 August 1999 Heatwave
5 August 1999 Newspoetry Numerology
7 August 1999 Sanctions Kill People Kill Sanctions
10 August 1999 And now for today's ABC's...
13 August 1999 The Angry Cow illness Announced in France
20 August 1999 Chicken Soup for your Corporate Ass
21 August 1999 $2949670.13-
26 August 1999 Newspoetry Algebra
28 August 1999 tenant news
1 September 1999 Birthday 30
7 September 1999 Crack Poem 1999
8 September 1999 East Timor Draft 3
11 September 1999 Witch Project
12 September 1999 Labor Day Weekend with Bob Greenberg
13 September 1999 Go Girl Go!!!
17 September 1999 20 Consonant Newspoetry Flashes
23 September 1999 The Hammer and the Popsickle
24 September 1999 Y2K a Hoax?
26 September 2002 Talkin Bout Our Generations
28 September 1999 Sosa 60, 61
1 October 1999 Haicoup
9 October 1999 Gun Control Debate Pantoum
12 October 1999 Newspoetry Etude for Prepared Piano
13 October 1999 further adventures of tinyman
14 October 1999 further further adventures of tinyman
20 October 1999 Clinton signs Comprehensive Acid Test Ban Treaty
23 October 1999 Las Vegas
24 October 1999 History of Newspoetry
28 October 1999 Temping at Echelon
29 October 1999 Cats On the Hill
1 November 1999 Love Poem 990
5 November 1999 Haiku 990
6 November 1999 Embassy Tavern
10 November 1999 Cento
12 November 1999 Activism has effect
13 November 1999 Ideas for Newspoets
17 November 1999 Newspaper Anthem (reprise)
18 November 1999 Clinton Endorses World Trade at Harley-Davidson Plant
21 November 1999 80 characters
23 November 1999 jesse ventura today reached osaka - a recursive haicoup
26 November 1999 Tell Me a Story
28 November 1999 Jesse Jackson Gets Warmer Reception in Iraq Than America or Saddam Hussein vs. Decatur School Board
29 November 1999 WTO Protest Stickers
1 December 1999 Questions
5 December 1999 Embargo
10 December 1999 Spin This!
17 December 1999 Community Power Poem
19 December 1999 NewPoemForm: 12-Character Installment2
20 December 1999 Radioplay
21 December 1999 Letter to a Cynic
24 December 1999 Memo to all Newspoets: Holiday Greetings
27 December 1999 Finding a Subletter
Dow And Union Carbide to Merge
The Ventriloquists' Administration
17 January 1998 THOSE WHO SUFFERED TRAUMA DURING GULF WAR COMPLAIN OF RERUNS (subtraction poem)
1 February 1998 the metaphors fail because they make it too perfectly clear
19 February 1998 Send the military into the inner cities on a peacekeeping mission
20 February 1998 Newspoetry Poll
21 February 1998 Didn't Hitler write that the public will fall for a large lie more easily than a small lie?
22 February 1998 Move your aircraft carrier three spaces forward
23 February 1998 Dan Rather is being slathered in makeup.
24 February 1998 Iraq goes around the corner on two wheels
27 February 1998 to those "tenured" first, "radical" second
27 February 1998 The shriek of the old car door
27 February 1998 Strategies for activists and radicals / Why I write newspoems
1 March 1998 Dream Sequence
3 March 1998 This Sonnet is MADE IN USA
4 March 1998 Logic Quiz Part A: Identify each Fallacy
5 March 1998 Logic Quiz Part 2: IDENTIFY AT LEAST FIVE LOGICAL FALLACIES
6 March 1998 Privatize the Fighting Illini
7 March 1998 Same-Sex marriage licenses allowed
9 March 1998 Letter from Chief Illiniwek
11 March 1998 Dear Patch
19 March 1998 Ballade of Waco, Texas
22 March 1998 An Irrational and Vindictive Demeanor (villanelle)
23 March 1998 Mayor Guiliani Outlaws Painting, Arrests Artists
25 March 1998 Dan & Doris Sage
4 April 1998 Limerick (remix 2004)
4 April 1998 Sestina for Bernadette Mayer and George Tenet
12 April 1998 La Bamba
18 May 1998 Palindrome
23 May 1998 Triple Anagram
27 May 1998 News-Gazette
28 May 1998 Palindrome
30 May 1998 SlipPoem
21 August 1998 Letter to William Jefferson Clinton
25 August 1998 Missile That Missed (double dactyl)
27 August 1998 Another Letter to William Jefferson Clinton
7 September 1998 El Shifa Suite
17 September 1998 Independent Counsel Caught in Confirmed Inappropriate Relationships
9 November 1998 Notes from the Embassy
11 December 1998 In Other News
19 December 1998 Associated Poets Evening News
26 December 1998 INSURANCE PLANS SKIRT REQUIREMENT ON MENTAL HEALTH
28 December 1998 haiku
29 December 1998 Cut-ups by William, Anne Geraci, Frank Lomaer, Anne Geraci
June 1997 Making Space Work: the X33
23 June 1997 Drunk Guy at Urbana City Council Meeting / Look at the Mayor
23 June 1997 Headlines Missing Copulative Verbs, Articles
July 1997 Cut-ups
26 July 1997 MIR
27 July 1997 Newspoetry Radio: Hunger Healthy, Studies Show
July 1997 The Laughers
July 1997 Mars Pathfinder Science Area
December 1997 Story about Bill Gates
July 1997 The News-Gazette
June 1997 Song about Al Gore
December 1997 Ideas for Income Distribution Radio
June 1997 Johnson Junior
December 1997 Static of Baghdad
December 1997 Recycle the Military / Privatize Big Business
November 1997 Nine Ways to Say But
November 1997 A Smart Bomb is Going Down a Chimney
1 January 1996 LOCAL CELEBRATION BEWILDERS INTERNATIONAL PEACEKEEPERS
2 January 1996 LESS THINGS CHANGE MORE THINGS STAY SAME
3 January 1996 JOKE
4 January 1996 MESSAGE: AMERICANS IN CHARGE
5 January 1996 When AT&T announced its intentions to lay off 40,000 workers, the shit really hit the fan
6 January 1996 8 TO 12 INCHES OF SNOW
7 January 1996 Why is the news plural?
8 January 1996 RISE IN SUICIDE AMONG ELDERLY PREDICTED
9 January 1996 True or false
10 January 1996 Polls predict
11 January 1996 The Space Shuttle Endeavor was launched before dawn
12 January 1996 Popular and political pressure mounted in Russia
13 January 1996 The newspapers today were peeling wallpaper I stared at as I ate breakfast.
14 January 1996 NEWSPAPER INEDIBLE
15 January 1996 HOUSES VANDALIZED
16 January 1996 Governor Jim Edgar commuted the death sentence for Guinevere Garcia
17 January 1996 HE WHO FIRST LAUGHS LAST
18 January 1996 A foot of snow in Minnesota
19 January 1996 In an effort to show that the White House is doing all it can to invite discussion of the budget
20 January 1996 THOSE WHO SUFFERED TRAUMA DURING GULF WAR COMPLAIN OF RERUNS
21 January 1996 A series of prison riots has led the government to conclude that prisons are unsafe
22 January 1996 The corporate squid obscures
23 January 1996 HEADLI ES
24 January 1996 Judy Markowitz Against Civil Rights
25 January 1996 What?
26 January 1996 NO KILLER BEE ATTACKS REPORTED
27 January 1996 NEWSPOEM EDITORIAL
28 January 1996 SARAJEVO
29 January 1996 FALLING TEMPERATURES AND EXPECTATIONS
30 January 1996 The wealthy pay but they, well, don't pay everything, he thought
31 January 1996 Los Angeles
1-4 February 1996 Urbana (Associated Poets)
5 February 1996 COLD AS HELL
6 February 1996 YOU FEELING MUCH BETTER
7 February 1996 20-Consonant Poem
8 February 1996 20-Consonant Poem
9 February 1996 ANGER WITHOUT SELFPITY
10 February 1996 Flow
11 February 1996 RUDE CUSTOMERS EXPELLED FROM HARDEES
12 February 1996 (NEWSPOETRY ERRATUM
13 February 1996 NEWS NOT PARTICULARLY FUNNY
14 February 1996 when you read the news
15 February 1996 metaphor poem
16 February 1996 President Clinton signed into effect a bill that will withhold federal contracts from companies employing illegal immigrants at subminimum wage
17 February 1996 An economy based on human dignity?
18 February 1996 Somebody has just entered your home
19 February 1996 Today's news was reported to me by an undergraduate journalism student
20 February 1996 The Space Shuttle Conquistador lifted off yesterday with the Moon in tow
21 February 1996 A hurricane in a bottle
22 February 1996 Cocktail Party Candidate Ted Stadt announced his platform today
23 February 1996 Dimension severed, devoided memory
24 February 1996 Today two offical government panels reported that almost every human being is equal
25 February 1996 The shelling has finally stopped: the War on Drugs has ended in defeat
26 February 1996 NEWS GETS FLAT
27 February 1996 Who would believe that this reporter once knew Champaign's Alison Krauss
28 February 1996 BILL WOULD FUND ATHLETIC BUILDINGS WITH CASINO TAX
29 February 1996 Leap Day
1 March 1996 Boycott Firestone Tires
2 March 1996 After I make a thousand dollars
March 3-6 1996 Newspoem with page breaks
7 March 1996 The Hubble Space Telescope's photographs of Pluto
9 March 1996 In an aggressive display of humility
10 March 1996 3000 striking UAW GM workers at Dayton
11 March 1996 As soon as The News got up, it called up the Stock Market
12 March 1996 Senator Bob Dole met with pharmaceutical billionaires in Russia
13 March 1996 Aerospace Contract Could be Worth $1 Trillion
14 March 1996 A Task Force has been formed to investigate Champaign
15 March 1996 For two days now I have not seen a News Gazette anywhere
16 March 1996 Just fifteen minutes ago, this reporter, with an ear for precise detail and a head empty of facts
17 March 1996 Everyone was submerged in newspapers
18 March 1996 The News: Issues:
19 March 1996 Buchanan: He's voting for Dole.
March 20-25 1996 The Week the News was put in Prison
March 26-27 1996 A British scientist has found evidence that British veterans suffering from Gulf War Syndrome may have damage to their nervous systems
28 March 1996 Russian Forces in 3-Pronged Assault
29 March 1996 PrisonDisturbanceSendsAlienstoHospital
March 27-31 1996 A magistrate
1 April 1996 WORON DRUGS
2 April 1996 Yesterday I was walking to the library when a man with a box asked me:
3 April 1996 Newspoem Haiku
4 April 1996 Federal Investigation of Beatings
5 April 1996 When a Rapist is a Stranger he
6 April 1996 FBI Enlists High-Tech Tools
7 April 1996 Newspoetry Sunday Comics
8 April 1996 Men and women are as different as day and night
9 April 1996 DRAMA REVIEW
10 April 1996 LEGS SEVER BODY TO ESCAPE FROM TRAP
11 April 1996 Michael Jordan
12 April 1996 I wonder if the guy at the liquor store knows
13 April 1996 April is the cruelest friend.
14 April 1996 Harassment Suit Filed Against U.S. Mitsubishi
15 April 1996 Individuals
16 April 1996 Victory Speech
17 April 1996 Monogamy
18 April 1996 The News had never been so offended in her life
19 April 1996 SURVEY FINDS LITTLE EVIDENCE DRUG TESTING DETERS USE
20 April 1996 Every day people stage a mass protest against capitalism
22 April 1996 The waterglass is tilting off the edge of the table.
23 April 1996 House Passes Anti-Terror Bill
24 April 1996 Secretary of State
25 April 1996 Kennedy Items Fetch Big Bucks
26 April 1996 He's ordered the Energy Department to begin selling
27 April 1996 What do we know about living and dying?
28 April 1996 Birth-Death Processes
29 April 1996 The broomstick broke before the child’s spirit did
1-6 May 1996 Professor punished after testifying against officer
8 May 1996 Suddenly it was history I didn’t even know it.
9 May 1996 On the stump, Reagan, er, I mean, Dole is capable of moving audiences to tears
10 May 1996 There is a word hanging in the air. You just read it
11 May 1996 There's this tension
12-16 May 1996 (pdf)
12 May 1996 When they put out cigarettes on me the pain was orange
13 May 1996 I know what the cattle are afraid of
14 May 1996 Admiral Frank Kelso II resigned after Tailhook
15 May 1996 My house it is leaning sideways
16 May 1996 Stalks adrift from the fields that were tilled
17 May 1996 Newspoetry Classifieds (pdf)
18 May 1996 Only certain things seem newsworthy:
The Equilibrium Equations (pdf)
August 1996 (pdf)
5 December 1995 It is dangerously windy today so be careful on overpasses.
6 December 1995 The seventeen-month strike at eight Caterpillar plants across America has ended with none of the workers' demands met.
7 December 1995 Reasons for U.S. intervention in Bosnia:
8 December 1995 let's invade our own country
9 December 1995 68-year old Grace Cafaro's 1988 Mercedes
10 December 1995 U.S. MILITARY TO BE DISMANTLED
11 December 1995 U.S. RICH PAY THE LOWEST TAX RATES IN THE INDUSTRIALIZED WORLD
12 December 1995 WE ARE WHAT WE DON'T READ
13 December 1995 Local Politician Protects Major Corporate Interests
14 December 1995 Line One, hello
15 December 1995 BALKAN FOES SIGN 1995 PEACE PACT
16 December 1995 IT'S HARD TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE EVENTS IN EASTERN EUROPE IF YOU'RE AFRAID YOU MIGHT WORK OVERTIME OR FREEZE TO DEATH THIS CHRISTMAS
17 December 1995 Friday nobody suspected that disagreements
18 December 1995 *
19 December 1995 MURDER TOTAL DROPS 12 %
20 December 1995 poor get poorer and rich get richer
21 December 1995 yeah right
22 December 1995 In 1990, a little boy named Samuel Herschberger
25 December 1995 NEWSPOEM 95 XMAS
28 December 1995 U.S. FIRED IN BOSNIA
