F.A.Q

Q: Hey, will you give it to me on (no joke) a zip disc or by fax?

A: Okay, bag of many non-vowels, excite the quizzer, I japed.

Q: Why is ZDTV - a big goofy joke - your pale, lacy ex-minion? Why no Quirky java XML? Did you digitize a baby puppy's face?