Whereas, the Philadelphia Museum of Art has abrogated its
responsibilities to ART and HUMANITY in its callous disregard for an artist’s intentions, specifically Marcel Duchamp’s intentions for With Hidden Noise;
Whereas, continued disregard of this kind will only hasten the growing rift between civility and barbarism;
Whereas, such disregard must be stopped, by any and all means possible;
And whereas, I seem to be the only person who recognizes the gravity of
Therefore, Be It Resolved, on this Ninth Day of June, that I shall
henceforth do everything in my power to remedy this potentially disastrous state of affairs.