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hat was unusual was that Robert Pinsky, Poet Laureate, and William did not strike one another with their fists. Instead they decided to have a
competition: with two typewriters, a bottle of Bookers, and an ashtray,
they were to have a Villanelle contest. There was a starting pistol and
they both started typing with amazing speed. The crowd in the bookstore
went wild. Wagers were placed on who would finish first, whose would scan
better, whether there would be slant rhyme, etc. The staff at the
bookstore loved us, and they were all jumping up and down in the Critical
Theory section, hooting, and cheering Pinsky on. I think Dirk took
advantage of the hubbub to steal from the till, but he ended up buying
everyone drinks all night, after William won on all counts, most notably
for finding rhymes for both orange and silver, and, according to their
gentlemans agreement, Pinsky declared William the new Poet Laureate,
which honor William promptly awarded to Dirk. Tears were shed.
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