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Recipe: Duck Tails in Salamander
Syrup
This recipe is a traditional favorite in northern Minnesota.
It is best enjoyed outdoors during a thunderstorm.
Duck tails come from a species of duck so rare that it has never existed,
and so this dish is considered to be quite a delicacy anywhere it
has been heard of.
Recipe: Travelers' Breakfast Soup
This recipe is often enjoyed by the Unknown during their travels. Take one
hair of the dog that bit you, mix with pulpy mango, blood-red tomato juice
and one ground habañero pepper. Mix in one pot of locally roasted
coffee, dark. Stir in just a spoonful of bile. Complement with powdered
sugar, cocaine, or speed. Find the bong hidden under the driver’s seat.
Smoke a cigarette from a sleeping friend’s pack. Play a bootleg
of “I Shall Be Released” by Sweet Honey in the Rock.
Drink. Smoke. Rest.
Have a piece of beef jerky. Ask Dirk if he’d mind driving a spell.
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