n second thought, fuck it. It’s going to be nearly impossible to tell this story without going into the first person, and though I fear we’ll pull a Gaddis or two where it will become impossible to tell one first person from the next, I’m sure at other points it will be completely clear who’s speaking. I just hope we don’t leave the reader baffled. Anyway, I’m going to start using “I” as well. Sorry for scolding.

?