The following story is not true, it is a historical pre-enactment of the United States of America's presidential election of 2004. It is my hope that by revealing the fictitious events yet to not have happened, that they might be avoided altogether by an informed population. Reader, take note, although the following Tinyman story is all bullshit, the Truth, once it is thoroughly dissected and strewn about, can be no less disturbing…

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