when it came time to parent you, i had to be a parent. as your father,
it was my duty to father you as only a mother could mother you, and you
grew some into the gruesome teenager you are today. when it is time to
chart the line your course travels in life, your lifeline will course
through your chart of travels. line your pocket with money, pocket pocket
money. you must plant your plant and water it with water, and smell every
smell it has to offer. taste every taste, touch every touch, smile a smile.
account for every account. to raise you we gave you a raise in your allowance.
the high school graduate does not ditch his studies. teachers school him
where he studies in school, not in some ditch. after you graduate.