The customer wasn't sure which of them was doing the other, the waitress
or her job... the words "thank you" had stopped saying her and lousy
service gave her to every table that waited on her all because a terrible
tip
got her written on a creditcard slip which took her to the customer
whom the tip slowly erased using a ballpoint pen, then the credit card
got
the customer out of his wallet and took the waitress (who came by the
table so he signaled her from across the room) to the computer which
typed
into her the amount they were going to pay the customer to produce
his dinner, augmented by bones and lemonrind which at that moment used
a hose
to suck the dishwasher from the sink onto a plate which set him into
a bustub which took him out to the waitress whose hands flew into the
plate
which took her to the customer whom the dinner then assembled in his
stomach and mouth and set onto his plate with his fork while his waterglass
emptied
her into a pitcher, his ashtray replaced her with a dirty one, and
the oily fingerprints removed the customer from the wineglass so it
would
have to smudge her later with her polishing cloth, so that a good waitress
was her after rude was this customer to her so that the dinner, which
finished him and took her to the kitchen, would take a long time separating
the cooks into their constituent ingredients, and he waited an hour
before
his order took her but by then the lousy tip and rude behavior had
forgotten her, remembering her with optomism, and for months beforeward
peppermill
before peppermill carried her from table before table and ground her
all over the customers salads.