Mouse Jam

(AP) Beverly Hills South

MOUSE IN JAM, SAYS
WALT DISNEY, LOUD,
DENUNCIATORY
PLUTO TOO: JAIL LIKELY

Goofy, maudlin, cries:
“Damn you, Mickey!”
Facetiously,
Mickey looks up at
him through ugly tears.
“You dumb mutt. I'm the star.
I had to tell them guy.
I am a bad, bad mousey.
My autosexing,
precariously,
ambidextrously...
I buy donated sperm,
crummy cocaine.
And I sell my own spunk.”

DAILY NEWS OUT TRUTH

Daisy Duck cross-dressed
“Try my wig, Uncle Donald!”
Huey sports black billstick.
Dirty adult duck sex show. Dog pornos.
Snow White’s seven dwarf-bang party. Un-
derground classic: filthy,
bestial Dumbo orgy.

“Back to your slut tricks, Mickey?”
Walt Disney pouts.
“But why now, big ears?
Go on--ruin my career
instantaneously!”

PLUTO SPOTTED IN MACYS
CAUGHT SHOPLIFTER: HERESY?
CHILDREN CRY AND POUT
COURT SACKS WALT: PAY PIPER

six vowel
serial poetry