NEW SURGICAL PROCEDURE: CHENEY HAS HUMAN BEING IMPLANTED IN BODY folks anything is possible today and to prove it to you vice president cheney has successfully had a human being transplant a donor has been successfully grafted onto cheney's brass agenda of tacks doctors say the patient is unaccountably not surly and refused his normal meal of still-beating human hearts. "who, has been, you know, in me?" he asked, "because the last thing I remember nixon was president. an embarrassed america turned away."