Investors
Wise Up -- For A Moment
Nasdaq Gets
Vertigo, Nosebleed
Market Prices
Go Down Suddenly, Then Go Back Up
Journalists Desperate For Metaphors
Nasdaq Comes
From Behind To Trounce Third World, Environment, Common Sense
Titanic Tech
Stock Gains Hit Iceberg
Nasdaq Gets
Knocked Down, But It Gets Up Again
"You Never Gonna Keep Me Down," Say Investors
Bloodied
Nasdaq Finds Victory Using Crane Kick
Nasdaq In
Free Fall, But Secondary Chute 0pens
Stock Market
Lets Down Hair
Investors Climb To Tower
Market Fails,
Investors Seek Meaningful Work
Tech Stock
Market Descends Into Chaos, Ascends Into Semblance Of Order
Nasdaq Undergoes
Correction
But Editor Writes "Stet"
Market Undergoes
Nasty Redaction
Stock Market
Drowns, Washes Up On Shore
Dow Jones, Nasdaq Revived By Lifeguard In Tender
Scene
Dow Throws
Self Off Building
Index Wafted Heavenward By Mysterious Updraft
Nasdaq Droops,
Disappointing Investors
Later Trading Stimulates Stock Prices, Arousing
Another Round Of Heavy Trading
Dow Jones,
Nasdaq Recover
May Feel Hung Over In Morning
Technology-Laden
Nasdaq Index Enters Hell, Heaven
Nasdaq Descends
to Wine Cellar
Returns with Vintage Beaujolais
Finds Cork Disintegrated
North Pole
Moves South, Stabilizes
Nasdaq's
Free Fall Followed By Resilient Spring
Tech Stocks
Ship Tremendous Amounts Of Water
Investors Ardently Pump Bilge To Rescue Nasdaq
Rich Get
Poorer, Richer
Poor Remain Poor
Nasdaq Slain,
Reincarnated By Merciful Dungeon Master
Slight Loss of Hit Points
Tech Stocks
Flushed
Toilet Overflows
Greenspan Refuses Plunger
Middle-Aged
White Men Desperately Sell Stocks Early On, Then Furiously Buy
Them
Tech Stocks
Born Again
Dow Jones
Falls Out Of Airplane, Activates Rocket Pack, Runs Out Of Fuel,
Activates Parachute, Is Propelled Upward By Updraft From Erupting
Volcano
Nasdaq Capsizes
Stocks Almost Sink To Dow Jones' Locker
Nasdaq's
Bubble Bursts
Market Blows New Bubble
Queasy Investors
Throw Up On Floor, Feel Better
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