Newspoem.

26 January 1996

NO KILLER BEE ATTACKS REPORTED

AP Bloomington -- Police forces around the country and the Daily Mirror newspaper organized the project of a neighborhood weapons drive after the death of headmaster Philip Lawrence, 48. Among the weapons turned in were more than 37,000,000 knives, one plastic samurai sword, a rubber battle-ax, a 5-foot spear, three toy guns, a baseball bat, an eggbeater, four wine coolers, board games, pornographic magazines, a nintendo cartridge, a color television, and a little less than five dollars.


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