you need it.
Why have police asked the
public to turn in their books?
Because language is the most
powerful tool in the world.
Dissidents and terrorists would be powerless
to organize without it.
And it's a tool you can't
And that's why we're Linguatech,
the aggressive young company that patented language.
Language can now be licensed
exclusively through us.
Our English is state-of-the-art, upgraded every
And we have products to meet
every budget, including share-words: this month we're giving away Esperanto
The art of writing has always
been threatened by low overhead. Until now. When you join our exclusive
club, you'll enjoy the benefits of reduced competition.
And our language is secure,
thanks to encryption. So nobody will read your writing unless they have
Because protecting your property,
and ours, is important to us.
Our revolutionary business
model has attracted its share of critics, who claim that proprietary
language is bad for language, that an obsolete tongue with competing
dialects is superior to one developed by a handful of professional linguists
working in private sessions.
But we say: some things are
too important to be entrusted to just everybody.
So, if you're serious about
writing, don't write graffiti. License literacy today. And shut